Chuck Norris Sues Penguin

“What,” you say? Chuckie-boy has litigation against a nun? Or an Antarctic waterfowl?

Nope. He’s suing Penguin the book publisher.

What’s funny is why. The reason he’s suing a book publisher is because they published a book titled, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human. Now, you ask, “is he objecting to being called “great” or “human?”

The answer, again, is neither. He objects to the “facts,” which he’s afraid readers will be mislead into thinking are true. Here’s a screenshot of the webpage to see for yourself:

Chuck Norris Facts Shot

The highlighted fact is one of the ones mentioned in the article above. My favorites are “speaks braille” and “Optimus Prime.”

And he’s worried that these will be taken seriously? Right. And Vin Diesal invented the color black.

What a retard. For a “tough guy,” Carlos sure is a bitch.


2 Responses

  1. i was beginning to think i may possibly end up being the sole man or women whom cared about this, at the very least at present i acknowledge i’m not loco 🙂 i am going to make sure to examine a few various other blogposts soon after i get my morning caffeine in me, it really is problematic to read with out my coffee, I was unbelivably late last night grinding zynga poker and after getting my fill with a few brewskies i wound up giving up all my facebook poker chips cheers 🙂

  2. All this, just from putting one foot in front of the other.

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